@Albert Burneko

Albert Burneko

@AlbertBurneko

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Albert Burneko

what the fuck, @washingtonpost? https://t.co/wvR0nt6Qzz

what the fuck, @washingtonpost? https://t.co/wvR0nt6Qzz

3 hours ago / 44 Retweets / 152 Likes

Albert Burneko

EVAN TURNER IS SO BAD AT EVERYTHING

1 days ago / 1 Retweets / 14 Likes

Albert Burneko

interesting time for the Wiz to have their flattest, most listless quarter of the whole season, an unconventional choice

1 days ago / 1 Retweets / 5 Likes

Albert Burneko

Wonder if Satoransky will get some burn in the 40 minutes of garbage time

1 days ago / 0 Retweets / 0 Likes

Albert Burneko

If bricked second chances were worth points, the Bucks would be up by 200 right now

1 days ago / 6 Retweets / 11 Likes

Albert Burneko

That was the pass equivalent of Iman Shumpert attempting a point-blank layup on an empty court on an 8-foot rim

2 days ago / 0 Retweets / 3 Likes

Albert Burneko

PLAY-BY-PLAY GUY: "And that is just a terrific play by Chris Paul." PJ CARLESIMO: [vomits a torrent of broken glass into a garbage disposal]

2 days ago / 2 Retweets / 14 Likes

Albert Burneko

*literally anything happens in Clips-Jazz game* PJ CARLESIMO: [sounds of a granite boulder being attacked by a chainsaw]

2 days ago / 0 Retweets / 16 Likes

Albert Burneko

I mean, sure let's be all, "that was a bad shot," but you know you were like "damn, Harden killed em!" when it was in the air

2 days ago / 1 Retweets / 13 Likes

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