@Andrew O.

Andrew O.

@TheOrvedahl

Coach Fairbell from 'Those Who Can't' on TruTV. My comedy album 'Hit the Dick Lights' is on iTunes!

Denver

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Vanessa Ramos

I feel sorry for whoever has to take Paul Ryan in the Aaron Brothers parking lot tonight at fight club.

1 days ago / 13 Retweets / 117 Likes

Mike Leffingwell

Whoa the new Boss Baby ads are intense https://t.co/e4cYqA89Rf

Whoa the new Boss Baby ads are intense https://t.co/e4cYqA89Rf

2 days ago / 17 Retweets / 67 Likes

Maria Thayer

This lost dog is now my roommate. Does anybody recognize her? https://t.co/v3I0HiQHhN

3 days ago / 13 Retweets / 18 Likes

Andrew O.

I wonder if they use a lot more of Alec Baldwin's dialog from 'Glengarry Glen Ross' in 'Boss Baby'.

3 days ago / 0 Retweets / 9 Likes

Andrew O.

It's a shame that no one on the Mass Effect development team has ever seen human eyeballs or how they move.

3 days ago / 1 Retweets / 8 Likes

Andrew O.

Just ate some expired lunch meat then decided to eat some expired hummus because hey if I'm gonna get sick anyway let's use up this food.

4 days ago / 21 Retweets / 112 Likes

Justin Shanes

"I just read your healthcare bill. And I thought *I* was the one who fucked old people." https://t.co/tSd4rszTWJ

'I just read your healthcare bill. And I thought *I* was the one who f...

7 days ago / 1786 Retweets / 5318 Likes

Andrew O.

Internet Defense Force, stand down! I was merely parodying an earlier tweet to @pattonoswalt, I think he is extremely terrific.

6 days ago / 0 Retweets / 14 Likes

LaVar Ball fan

*making out later in evenin* her: we shouldnt, ur son is still up me: he'll b asleep soon (heard in distance) damn this pepsi strong as fuck

1 years ago / 1345 Retweets / 4491 Likes

Kyle Kinane

I'm a life coach. I'm 0-1 right now, but still...

7 days ago / 148 Retweets / 731 Likes

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