Stand-up comic, Actor, Co-Creator of and Billy Shoemaker on the truTV series Those Who Can't, and lead yapper in rock n' roll outfit SPELLS.
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Two and a half months till production and my hair is already starting to reach Oak Ridge Boy… https://t.co/28QMLpet3u
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'Big' is by far my favorite movie about boy fucking.
2 days ago / 2 Retweets / 17 Likes
I spent far too much time playing with this Meerkat filter. https://t.co/Z2OBX9OKKx
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JiuJitsu has totally ruined my sex life; I can no longer have missionary sex because I refuse to let my wife pull guard.
4 days ago / 10 Retweets / 37 Likes
I hope America heals this rift so we can get back to collectively, and callously disregarding the emotional needs of our sons and daughters.
4 days ago / 2 Retweets / 23 Likes