@Rick G. Rosner

Rick G. Rosner

@dumbassgenius

World's 2nd-highest IQ. Former Jimmy Kimmel writer. Genius &/or deluded. Overuser of #hashtags. Am I famous enough to sell my memoir yet?

Los Angeles

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Rick G. Rosner

Is it cheating to make out with a cute ghost? It is, isn't it? Fudge! photo: https://t.co/99fdO3fWCM https://t.co/LNq0FrRxRq

Is it cheating to make out with a cute ghost? It is, isn't it? Fudge!...

31 minutes ago / 6 Retweets / 1 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

A few times have had meals alone w/ my mom or daughter. Didn't realize until now the danger we were in. Fortunately… https://t.co/I3x1GpBpT4

48 minutes ago / 12 Retweets / 5 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Also, not Christian. Am a filthy Jew. All the opposite-sex alone-dining followed by banging is all that stops us fr… https://t.co/U0vLD8L3gd

53 minutes ago / 14 Retweets / 5 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

In college, Church of Christers couldn't have mixed-gender contact without door open, one foot on the floor & a 3rd… https://t.co/5qY92KLPA5

1 hours ago / 16 Retweets / 4 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

I can dine alone w/ a member of the opposite sex because I'm such a dang weirdo, no one would bang me. Also, this i… https://t.co/ETJN3CdtOB

1 hours ago / 16 Retweets / 4 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Dear @realDonaldTrump My parents will let you adopt me so I can work in White House helping you not do so much stupid stuff. #MAGA, Rick

2 hours ago / 16 Retweets / 31 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Ninjapendence Day #JapanAMovie @midnight https://t.co/lokBJyNyN5

Ninjapendence Day
#JapanAMovie @midnight https://t.co/lokBJyNyN5

2 hours ago / 19 Retweets / 38 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Despicable Miso #JapanAMovie @midnight

4 hours ago / 16 Retweets / 28 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Bonsai Anything... #JapanAMovie @midnight

4 hours ago / 13 Retweets / 18 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

The Hunt for Red Octopus Anime #JapanAMovie @midnight https://t.co/21WLCfonzc

The Hunt for Red Octopus Anime
#JapanAMovie @midnight https://t.co/21W...

4 hours ago / 11 Retweets / 34 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

The SushiShack Redemption Andy Dufresne crawled through a river of wasabe and came out clean on the other side.… https://t.co/DXGiQ3bAmb

4 hours ago / 12 Retweets / 35 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Movie Trivia Kong: Skull Island is based on the novel Kong: SKU Island, where everything has a bar code for invento… https://t.co/RJVpJAIxhX

10 hours ago / 14 Retweets / 19 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Physics Corner A rampaging ape as big as Kong in Skull Island would collapse under its own weight & be more compete… https://t.co/ijpacZ3bpx

11 hours ago / 10 Retweets / 22 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Hey @CNN Quit giving airtime to horrible folks like Jeffrey Lord & Joe Walsh who only add confusion, nonsense & rac… https://t.co/VV2cxf7yXb

12 hours ago / 14 Retweets / 52 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Access to information & healthcare means better outcomes. #IStandWithPP #PinkOut https://t.co/N7zfIJVo9i

Access to information & healthcare means better outcomes.
#IStandW...

14 hours ago / 10 Retweets / 6 Likes

Rick G. Rosner

Trump drops to 35% approval in 2 months Time it took others LBJ 56 mos Nixon 53 mos Carter 27 mos Reagan 2 yrs Bush… https://t.co/JH89td2DKf

17 hours ago / 75 Retweets / 162 Likes

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