World's 2nd-highest IQ. Former Jimmy Kimmel writer. Genius &/or deluded. Overuser of #hashtags. Am I famous enough to sell my memoir yet?
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It's the "Panicking and still on Europe time" Tweetstorm! https://t.co/qTa4FK7HtK
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Would be kinda okay w/ spaceships from Independence Day hovering over our largest cities, w/ their only demand bein… https://t.co/YHMEcODRG1
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