I started Twitter a Beauty Pageant winner wanting 2 help abused women/children &got off track but I'm back fighting w passion The humor Well lighten up already
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Perception and reality ... always seem to clash
22 days ago / 206 Retweets / 250 Likes
Where did all these fucking weirdos come from on my tl?! No not you The other weirdos Ty Twitter
2 hours ago / 3 Retweets / 7 Likes
Folks let's try to keep this attitude today! 😏 Ok in reality I just hope everyone makes it thru without clubbing s… https://t.co/1luK2kjZZp
7 hours ago / 7 Retweets / 19 Likes
Before noon Showered,shaved,dressed 4th load of laundry in dryer Dishwasher run Grocery store run completed & put away SEND HELP ASAP! 😏
19 days ago / 47 Retweets / 81 Likes
Hope everyone has a tranquil & smooth Sunday!
18 days ago / 58 Retweets / 75 Likes
"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated." Wait.....What? 🤔 Ummm I beg to differ. I think everyone did smh
23 days ago / 49 Retweets / 85 Likes
To say my sexting skills suck would be to instantly improve their quality.
2 years ago / 717 Retweets / 1119 Likes
You never outgrow the urge to push the self-destruct button.
2 years ago / 1103 Retweets / 1329 Likes
Thought innuendo was Italian for anal sex until I discovered subtweeting.
2 years ago / 970 Retweets / 1465 Likes
A beautiful soul is not pure and innocent. It has seen death and horror, lost in love and hated a few. And it is still not bitter.
2 years ago / 1724 Retweets / 1904 Likes
It rings a bell. It strikes a chord. But not even the music of the spheres will bring to mind that one elusive word.
2 years ago / 311 Retweets / 428 Likes
Prufrock measured out his life in coffee spoons. I measure mine out in 140 characters or fewer.
2 years ago / 227 Retweets / 352 Likes