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@godthewoman

I started Twitter a Beauty Pageant winner wanting 2 help abused women/children &got off track but I'm back fighting w passion The humor Well lighten up already

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Liz 🎀

Perception and reality ... always seem to clash

22 days ago / 206 Retweets / 250 Likes

@RisingFmAshes

Where did all these fucking weirdos come from on my tl?! No not you The other weirdos Ty Twitter

2 hours ago / 3 Retweets / 7 Likes

DB

On #MCM I salute all the great witty & caring guys I interact with here who are funny but not mean & teasing but respectful to the ladies 👍

3 days ago / 38 Retweets / 59 Likes

DB

The Gong Show - Gene Gene The Dancing Machine (2) Been thinking about this since I heard Chuck Barris passed #Fun https://t.co/2YiSkgQChP

1 days ago / 10 Retweets / 16 Likes

DB

Folks let's try to keep this attitude today! 😏 Ok in reality I just hope everyone makes it thru without clubbing s… https://t.co/1luK2kjZZp

7 hours ago / 7 Retweets / 19 Likes

DB

Trying 2figure out what was accomplished by senseless acts of violence like in London How does this further your cause? #standwithlondon 🙏

7 hours ago / 12 Retweets / 17 Likes

DB

Thanks local news for just doing a story on #schoolhouserock Now I'll be having flashbacks to my youth all day smh https://t.co/iuWkUGe0fM

7 hours ago / 6 Retweets / 11 Likes

DB

Before noon Showered,shaved,dressed 4th load of laundry in dryer Dishwasher run Grocery store run completed & put away SEND HELP ASAP! 😏

19 days ago / 47 Retweets / 81 Likes

DB

Hope everyone has a tranquil & smooth Sunday!

18 days ago / 58 Retweets / 75 Likes

DB

"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated." Wait.....What? 🤔 Ummm I beg to differ. I think everyone did smh

23 days ago / 49 Retweets / 85 Likes

Crazy Myra

To say my sexting skills suck would be to instantly improve their quality.

2 years ago / 717 Retweets / 1119 Likes

Crazy Myra

You never outgrow the urge to push the self-destruct button.

2 years ago / 1103 Retweets / 1329 Likes

Crazy Myra

Thought innuendo was Italian for anal sex until I discovered subtweeting.

2 years ago / 970 Retweets / 1465 Likes

Crazy Myra

A beautiful soul is not pure and innocent. It has seen death and horror, lost in love and hated a few. And it is still not bitter.

2 years ago / 1724 Retweets / 1904 Likes

Crazy Myra

It rings a bell. It strikes a chord. But not even the music of the spheres will bring to mind that one elusive word.

2 years ago / 311 Retweets / 428 Likes

Crazy Myra

Prufrock measured out his life in coffee spoons. I measure mine out in 140 characters or fewer.

2 years ago / 227 Retweets / 352 Likes

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8 hours ago / 1 Retweets / 1 Likes

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