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When you find out brunch is on you. https://t.co/lksxwIfBbH
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In-laws coming to town this weekend? Hang in there. https://t.co/iiPGhBesjB
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Burrito Joint: We're out of guac. Me: https://t.co/Xrj91I3gEI
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