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This is where I was conceived. Not in the park, but.... nearby. https://t.co/aroH4rgZul
5 days ago / 50 Retweets / 835 Likes
McConnell knows people will die from this. He's educated. But man that fella wants a tax cut.
6 days ago / 290 Retweets / 1591 Likes
He was right, it's mean.
6 days ago / 54 Retweets / 548 Likes
Anyone know how to get a fidget spinner out of an adult male rectum? Asking for a friend.
6 days ago / 1326 Retweets / 6396 Likes
Nothing matters anymore. At least we have a Ken doll with a man-bun. https://t.co/UEm4PqJKHG
6 days ago / 86 Retweets / 970 Likes
These two came up in the writers' room today. Anyone know the name of the owl robot? https://t.co/9HvSQr6xUY
7 days ago / 17 Retweets / 398 Likes
Things I like that you might too: Movie: Baby Driver TV: Master of None (S2) Song: "May I Have This Dance" (remix)
7 days ago / 213 Retweets / 2654 Likes
Coming to NYC tomorrow; anyone need anything?
7 days ago / 50 Retweets / 1489 Likes
which new Ken are you? Bisexual model, Rachel Maddow, "Bernie Would Have Won", 15 yr old app developer, hottest les… https://t.co/1Z7qUFx0wv
8 days ago / 15865 Retweets / 48639 Likes
*starts tequila company.
7 days ago / 432 Retweets / 3547 Likes
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We're not done until every voter in every line has voted. If you're in line by the time polls close, you will be allowed to vote.
8 days ago / 9329 Retweets / 31778 Likes
Ga Voters, get out there & VOTE OSSOFF!! The Future is now, make a Change!! You're our First Step on the Road to Recovery!!!
8 days ago / 3940 Retweets / 11679 Likes
New Ken doll has a man-bun. Climbing back into bed. https://t.co/AiuPUxS7hM
8 days ago / 1304 Retweets / 6229 Likes